Excuses, excuses
Yeah... I've said (say? :P) more than a few of these:
Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work
Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work
posted by Sree Kotay at 8:12 AM
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Definitely guilty of a lot of those, and there are many witnesses who would love to testify against me.
I think I found the comments more entertaining. I mean, it was funny, ok, but uncontrollable laughing?
The highlight, however, for me was this one:
"... and they say that the property of referential transparency or pure functional programming is 'not for the real world'.
Try getting a function to "work yesterday but not today" in Haskell, good luck :)"
I clearly need to switch to Haskell if its going to stop me from writing buggy functions where that bug doesn't show up with one input, but does with another (yesterday's vs. today's).
I hope the commenter was joking. I've certainly had my share of bugs that worked yesterday (yesterday's input) but not today (today's input) and I almost certainly said "it worked yesterday" when it was found (with the knowledge that I was going to have to fix a bug) ... but maybe I just write bad code (shhh, don't tell my new bosses). :-)
If most of these weren't true, they'd just be funny...
Game Development Truisms
some samples (cringing at the thought of game dev):
...when you texture a model with the sound files, and it looks BETTER...
...when one of your engineers asks, "Is that an explosion or a tree?".
...when you've already built up 40 hours of comp time this week--and it's only Wednesday.
...when the game contract weighs in heavier than the code documentation.
...when by "budget" they actually mean "debt"...
-Brian
Yeah - the comments are pretty hilarious; worth the read.
Its funny how not-unique everything is :)
"It works on my machine"
LOL
(Hey Lorna! yeah, I guess you might have heard me say that **once or twice**... :P)
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