May 30, 2007

Not Steve Jobs

I've been reading the "Fake Steve Jobs" blog for a while... but today's entry (concerning Microsoft's Surface computing device - yes, I'll be buying one) was frikkin' priceless...

An excerpt:
"And what is up with all these stories like this one where the writer gushes about how you can just squeeze photos to make them smaller or stretch them to make them bigger. Golly, can you believe it? Well, yeah, I can, since I introduced this several months ago and I'm going to be shipping a real product that employs this technique in only a few weeks.

This Surface thing is such classic Gates. He copies our idea, but in a frigtarded, impractical way..."

Funny.

13 comments:

Peter Hirschberg said...

Microsoft Surface reminds me more than a little of this:

http://mtg.upf.edu/reactable/?media

Anonymous said...

Reminded me of the "Secret Diary of Bill Gates" back in the day...

Sree Kotay said...

Yeah - the blending of physical and virtual has been more academic than real for ... well, forever. "Augmented" reality I think is how it'll really shape up (as opposed to the immersive VR ala the Matrix)

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